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23 January 2010 @ 10:21 pm
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Your Penis Name Is: El Presidente

Keep it in your pants!

...what can I say. Even got a theme song, too.

Logan: kidding right?45825243_t78_a on January 23rd, 2010 10:32 pm (UTC)
Is that what Ric calls it when you guys make out?
Victor Creed: Pissedwatch_the_nails on January 23rd, 2010 10:34 pm (UTC)
Shut the fuck up, Jimmy! Me and Ric do not make out!
Logan: whatever45825243_t78_a on January 23rd, 2010 10:37 pm (UTC)
'Course you don't.

Anyway, since I'm sure you wanna know...

Your Penis Name Is: Fatboy Slim

Keep it in your pants!

I think it fits. Takes some work sometimes, but in the end, it always fits.
Victor Creed: What?watch_the_nails on January 23rd, 2010 10:40 pm (UTC)
....y'know what, I really didn't need t'know that. Or THAT, Jesus.
Logan: orly45825243_t78_a on January 23rd, 2010 10:53 pm (UTC)
That mean you don't wanna know the theme song?
Victor Creed: Look Upwatch_the_nails on January 23rd, 2010 10:56 pm (UTC)
Oh, for fuck's sake! Christoper Walken's dancin' on your cock now?
Logan: not impressed45825243_t78_a on January 23rd, 2010 10:58 pm (UTC)
Just saying it's got the moves.
Victor Creed: Irritatedwatch_the_nails on January 23rd, 2010 11:05 pm (UTC)
The moves? Goddammit, Jimmy, I don't wanna know how your dick moves! Ever!
Elisabeth "Betsy" Braddock: phoneproper_twinkie on March 5th, 2010 06:31 am (UTC)


I love you, Logan.
Logan: teehee45825243_t78_a on March 5th, 2010 08:54 pm (UTC)
You too, darlin'.

'Course, that raises the question...
What do you call it?
Elisabeth "Betsy" Braddock: cheeseproper_twinkie on March 6th, 2010 09:38 am (UTC)
Logan: snort45825243_t78_a on March 6th, 2010 06:41 pm (UTC)
Natalie Ann Bruenner: b/w naughty latéjurisimmortalis on January 23rd, 2010 11:15 pm (UTC)
I'll have to remember that.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Unhappy Dogwatch_the_nails on January 23rd, 2010 11:16 pm (UTC)
Y'start callin' it that an' I swear I ain't never droppin' these pants again.
Natalie Ann Bruenner: what?jurisimmortalis on January 23rd, 2010 11:18 pm (UTC)
Why? Because you won't be wearing any?
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Arrogantwatch_the_nails on January 23rd, 2010 11:20 pm (UTC)
You wish.
Natalie Ann Bruenner: shrug/dunno (smart ass)jurisimmortalis on January 23rd, 2010 11:21 pm (UTC)
Girl can dream, right?
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Sarcasticwatch_the_nails on January 23rd, 2010 11:22 pm (UTC)
An' jus' maybe this is one dream I can make come true.
Natalie Ann Bruenner: hand/chin/watchjurisimmortalis on January 23rd, 2010 11:23 pm (UTC)
Oh, you are such a tease.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Bar Brawl Grinwatch_the_nails on January 23rd, 2010 11:24 pm (UTC)
Says you. You even wearin' a thong under those pants?
Natalie Ann Bruenner: temptationjurisimmortalis on January 23rd, 2010 11:25 pm (UTC)
You can always find out...
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Get Your Attentionwatch_the_nails on January 23rd, 2010 11:27 pm (UTC)
Sure thing, if I can work out how to peel that tight leather off of your ass. Seriously, are those spray-on trousers?
Natalie Ann Bruenner: sexy assjurisimmortalis on January 23rd, 2010 11:41 pm (UTC)
Yeah, it's the latest fashion by Krylon.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Mock Sympathywatch_the_nails on January 23rd, 2010 11:43 pm (UTC)
Hot damn, it's time I got me some bad-ass paint-stripper.
Natalie Ann Bruenner: thinking/thoughtfuljurisimmortalis on January 23rd, 2010 11:49 pm (UTC)
I dunno. Those nails seemed to work just fine the first time we met.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Grinwatch_the_nails on January 23rd, 2010 11:54 pm (UTC)
Yeah, but y'weren't wearin' those trousers the first time we met. Y'were wearin' shorts. An' they didn't stay on for too long, either.
Natalie Ann Bruenner: smirk w/dimplesjurisimmortalis on January 23rd, 2010 11:58 pm (UTC)
No, they didn't.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Studying Youwatch_the_nails on January 24th, 2010 12:01 am (UTC)
I know what did stay on, though.
Natalie Ann Bruenner: shower/neck (stock)jurisimmortalis on January 24th, 2010 12:05 am (UTC)
Not much, considering that shower. Next time, you should hang around long enough for me to wash your back.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Lying Grinwatch_the_nails on January 24th, 2010 12:07 am (UTC)
Y'sure y'want that, darlin'? I've been told it'd look like somebody hosin' down a rug.

Oh, and the thing that stayed on? It was that wicked grin o'yours.
Natalie Ann Bruenner: don't give me thatjurisimmortalis on January 24th, 2010 12:21 am (UTC)
Yeah, well.

I wasn't the only one smiling.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Bar Brawl Grinwatch_the_nails on January 24th, 2010 12:24 am (UTC)
Don't think I stopped grinnin' since, either.

Damn, but I ain't felt this young in years.
Natalie Ann Bruenner: blush/soft smilejurisimmortalis on January 24th, 2010 12:31 am (UTC)
Y'know... I don't think I have either.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Sunglasseswatch_the_nails on January 24th, 2010 12:40 am (UTC)
You gonna keep this smile on my face, Wildcat?
Natalie Ann Bruenner: head-tilt/soft smilejurisimmortalis on January 24th, 2010 12:46 am (UTC)
We'll see.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Arrogantwatch_the_nails on January 24th, 2010 01:02 am (UTC)
Who's bein' the tease now?
Jessica Davies Creed: pic#97338708pdxrain on January 24th, 2010 05:17 am (UTC)
OMG! I am NOT calling it THAT!
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Lying Grinwatch_the_nails on January 24th, 2010 12:26 pm (UTC)
Babe, y'won't be able to call it anythin' when you got your mouth full.
Jessica Davies Creed: pic#97056996pdxrain on January 24th, 2010 08:43 pm (UTC)
You're so funny, I think I forgot to laugh.
guardyourlife: em smileguardyourlife on January 24th, 2010 07:38 pm (UTC)
*boogies* *is total D2 geekfan*

Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Grinwatch_the_nails on January 24th, 2010 07:47 pm (UTC)
((OOC: *is also* ^_^ ))
guardyourlife: heather 1guardyourlife on January 24th, 2010 08:02 pm (UTC)
(ooc: *nudges*