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07 January 2011 @ 06:45 am
Joke, anyone?  
Some of you have been sayin' I should lighten up some. Bullshit! I got a sense of humor, an' I'll prove it to ya right now. Here y'go:

Q: What's the definition of 'makin' love'?
A: It's what a woman does when a man's fuckin' her.
 
 
 
Janie Malcolm: annoyeda_time_slip on January 7th, 2011 02:01 pm (UTC)
That's not very funny.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Arrogantwatch_the_nails on January 7th, 2011 07:12 pm (UTC)
Maybe you just ain't got much of a sense of humor.
Janie Malcolma_time_slip on January 8th, 2011 11:25 pm (UTC)
What if I don't?
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Invite Me In?watch_the_nails on January 8th, 2011 11:28 pm (UTC)
Hey, your problem, doll, not mine.
Janie Malcolma_time_slip on January 8th, 2011 11:52 pm (UTC)
You were very funny and somewhat offensive. Ha ha ha.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Compassionwatch_the_nails on January 10th, 2011 06:19 am (UTC)
There, that weren't so hard now, was it?
Jessica Davies Creed: Pissedpdxrain on January 7th, 2011 02:16 pm (UTC)
Is that really what you think?

Victor Creed: Future!Verse - What Gave Me Awaywatch_the_nails on January 7th, 2011 07:12 pm (UTC)
Jesus, Jess, lighten up, will ya? It's just a goddamn joke.
Jessica Davies Creed: pic#101834636pdxrain on January 8th, 2011 06:04 pm (UTC)
It had better be a joke, Victor. I don't appreciate it if it isn't.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Haggardwatch_the_nails on January 8th, 2011 06:07 pm (UTC)
Since when were you a goddamn feminist?
Jessica Davies Creed: pic#104244335pdxrain on January 8th, 2011 09:10 pm (UTC)
It has nothing to do with feminism! It has to do with you and me. If that's what you think when I'm loving you, you don't expect me to be angry?
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Logan: not impressed45825243_t78_a on January 7th, 2011 08:07 pm (UTC)
An' that's why I love makin' love.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - World's Smallest Violinwatch_the_nails on January 7th, 2011 08:21 pm (UTC)
What, 'cause you're a woman?
Logan: not buying it45825243_t78_a on January 7th, 2011 08:25 pm (UTC)
'Cause I love fuckin' women, y'idiot. They can make love to me anytime they want.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Invite Me In?watch_the_nails on January 7th, 2011 08:33 pm (UTC)
Y'mean you're actually agreein' with me for once? Damn, if I had a diary, I'd make a note of the date.
Logan: whatever45825243_t78_a on January 7th, 2011 08:35 pm (UTC)
There's plenty we agree on.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Get Your Attentionwatch_the_nails on January 7th, 2011 08:43 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah? Like how t'treat a broad on a first date?
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Amy E. Sinclair: laughingbitchwithabite on January 7th, 2011 08:43 pm (UTC)
...I should not be laughing at this. In fact, I should be shooting you or your brother. But I'm laughing.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Lying Grinwatch_the_nails on January 7th, 2011 08:45 pm (UTC)
That's 'cause it's funny. An' true.
Amy E. Sinclairbitchwithabite on January 7th, 2011 08:47 pm (UTC)
It really is. It's so wrong. But there's a flaw there: not all women are makin' love. Fuckin' is just as grand and far more satisfyin'.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Compassionwatch_the_nails on January 7th, 2011 08:56 pm (UTC)
Coulda fooled me. With you broads, it's always gotta mean somethin'.
Amy E. Sinclair: impatientbitchwithabite on January 7th, 2011 09:33 pm (UTC)
Bullshit. I prefer mindless, meaningless sex. It's not emotionally messy.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Studying Youwatch_the_nails on January 8th, 2011 06:03 am (UTC)
It's messy in other ways, though...
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Julian Keller: Hey Losershellion_king on January 8th, 2011 12:55 am (UTC)
You are an inspiration to us all. Really.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Lying Grinwatch_the_nails on January 8th, 2011 06:02 am (UTC)
Ain't I just?