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24 April 2011 @ 08:07 pm
Day Three: Eight Ways To Win Your Heart  
1. Sex.

2. Sex.

3. Sex.

4. Don't be a goddamn pussy. There ain't many things less attractive than a whinin' female clingin' onto yer arm like a limpet.

5. Sex.

6. Sex.

7. Reassure me. Tell me you ain't never gonna leave, an' fuckin' mean it. I already lost the only person who ever meant shit to me, an' I ain't gonna let it happen again. Let me down, an' I'ma hunt you down an' tear out yer goddamn heart.

8. Sex.

...did it say 'heart'? I meant 'dick'.
 
 
 
Natalie Ann Bruenner: b/w eyebrow?jurisimmortalis on April 24th, 2011 07:13 pm (UTC)
You forgot beer and steak.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Bar Brawl Grinwatch_the_nails on April 24th, 2011 07:23 pm (UTC)
Believe me, darlin', I don't never forget those.
Natalie Ann Bruenner: profile/smirkjurisimmortalis on April 24th, 2011 07:28 pm (UTC)
Thought so. Especially since they're two of your favorite reasons for coming back.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Get Your Attentionwatch_the_nails on April 24th, 2011 08:17 pm (UTC)
Nah, my main two reasons are RIGHT there.

*points at her chest*
Wade Wilson: grinbestmercever on April 24th, 2011 07:16 pm (UTC)
TOGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHER. FOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Unhappy Dogwatch_the_nails on April 24th, 2011 07:24 pm (UTC)
FUCK OFF, WADE. GO AN' GET STUFFED.
Wade Wilson: licking lipsbestmercever on April 24th, 2011 10:55 pm (UTC)
You secretly love me. I know you do.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Turn My Back On Youwatch_the_nails on April 25th, 2011 06:19 am (UTC)
Yeah, that's why I was always tryin' t'accidentally claw out yer throat.
Wade Wilson: grinbestmercever on April 25th, 2011 05:14 pm (UTC)
See? Dreams really do come true.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Can't Just Let Him Gowatch_the_nails on April 25th, 2011 08:54 pm (UTC)
My dreams'll come true when I kick yer head down a very deep hole an' feed yer body to a tank o' sharks.
Wade Wilson: sticking tongue outbestmercever on April 27th, 2011 07:50 am (UTC)
...It's only a flesh wound.
Crystal Walbrow(Creed) (X-Men): innocent reallyanimalpriestess on April 24th, 2011 08:43 pm (UTC)
[giggle - she finds this kinda funny.]
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - What Gave Me Awaywatch_the_nails on April 24th, 2011 08:46 pm (UTC)
Don't tell me I done somethin' y'actually approve of for once.
Crystal Walbrow(Creed) (X-Men): smiling unsureanimalpriestess on April 24th, 2011 08:58 pm (UTC)
No, that's not it... Just funny.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Compassionwatch_the_nails on April 24th, 2011 09:24 pm (UTC)
Laugh all y'like, sweetheart, it's still true.
Crystal Walbrow(Creed) (X-Men): sly smileanimalpriestess on April 24th, 2011 09:24 pm (UTC)
I figured. Why I'm laughing.