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06 July 2011 @ 09:17 pm
((OOC: Don't Spam The Feral!))  
Don'tcha just hate those random porny IMs that pop up out of nowhere sometimes? I blame this on a lack of sleep and too much sugar... and replied to one IC. Just because.



Hugo8611K2: Oooo. lm Iike sooooo bored. Hey l got a idea.. lma get on my web-cam. Do u wanna watcch?

Victor Creed: Depends what kinda show you got goin' on there, darlin'

Hugo8611K2: Yeah? Ok u do have to siggnup for freee cause its settup thru this site so that l cant be recorrded. Ok?

Victor Creed: Are there dancing girls? 'Cause I like dancin' girls

Hugo8611K2: K babbe. lt's super simplIe

Victor Creed: Dancin' girls an' lots of liquor

Hugo8611K2: http://access.im/7/nikki goo there then at the top of the pagge cIlick on the goIld buttton up at the top that says JOlIN FREE. K?

Victor Creed: Also, flamingos. I love flamingos.

Hugo8611K2: AlIso when you signuup it wilI ask for a creddit card to veriffy your age.

Victor Creed: Yeah, don't think they'd believe me if I told 'em

Hugo8611K2: lt wiIl not charge the carrd at alI. Not even a pennny. Ilts just to make sure that u r over 18. AIriight?

Victor Creed: Mebbe y'should be usin' some o' that money to pay for English lessons, sweetheart.

Hugo8611K2: K. When you get finisshed and lIogged in then vieew my camm and we can have some fuuunnnn!!!

Victor Creed: 'Kay, I don't think yer really gettin' this, doll

Hugo8611K2: lf you tip me some goId or join me in privte l wilI do anythinng you ask me too. l mean ANYTHlING babe :-X

Victor Creed: See, I know this sweet lil' place down in Louisiana where I can see this kinda shit in person an' I can at least understand what the hell they're sayin'... at least, when they don't got their mouths full.

Hugo8611K2: Iets taIlk on the site when you get in. Hurry up im ready to plIay.

Victor Creed: ...anything? Includin' dressin' up like Vladimir Lenin an' doin' the Time Warp? 'Cause that shit is kinky.

...hello? Darlin'? Don't go spoilin' my musical Russian Communist fantasies here...

...well, shit. Story o' my life.
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Logan: [amused] snort45825243_t78_a on July 6th, 2011 08:26 pm (UTC)
*DED*
Liz Sherman: Laughing 2open_flame on July 6th, 2011 10:12 pm (UTC)
Janie Malcolm: ooca_time_slip on July 6th, 2011 10:37 pm (UTC)
LOL, that gave me a good laugh
Elle Bishop: laughs out of controlsnarky_blonde on July 6th, 2011 11:06 pm (UTC)
Mads Anderson: [Blonde] Fingernotanalpha on July 7th, 2011 02:55 pm (UTC)
1/2
To the spammer
Mads Anderson: [Pink] Lolnotanalpha on July 7th, 2011 02:56 pm (UTC)
2/2
And to Victor's responses!
Amy E. Sinclair: laughingbitchwithabite on July 7th, 2011 05:50 pm (UTC)
.......FLAWLESS. VICTORY.
Morgan Flint: facepalmimmortal_pirate on July 10th, 2011 06:36 am (UTC)
I would have loved to see the look on the other person's face when they read those responses!