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14 May 2010 @ 08:26 pm
That Sex Meme That's Doin' The Rounds...  

Favorite physical feature of your own body:
My claws.

Do you do your hair on a regular basis?:
On my back, my head, or my ass?

Do you shower regularly?:
Only if my girl needs a hand washin' those hard-to-reach places...

Are your finger/toe nails painted?:
Y'ever tried manicurin' a cat?

What part of your body hurts right now?:
My head from all these dumb questions.

Are your nipples pierced?:
Hell no! That just ain't gonna work!

What part of your body do you hate?:
None of it. But I'm startin' t'get old now... shit. Ain't gonna be around forever...

Have you ever had a part of your body waxed?:
No! Ain't gonna, neither!

Do you ever forget (wink) to wear underwear?:
Forget? Heh. Like I even wear it in the first place.

Can you lick your elbow?:
*sounds of snarling and stuff being knocked over behind the keyboard*


Favorite body part on the opposite/preferred sex:
Titties. Cunt. Ass. Mouth. In any order.

Favorite body part on the opposite sex that you like to lick:
See above except for ass. I like jerky but that don't mean I wanna lick the goddamn cow.

Do you have any body-part fetishes?:
Not unless enjoyin' pussy's a fetish now.

What parts of your body do you like kissed?:
All of 'em.

Do you enjoy full-body massages?:

Do you believe sex does the body good?:
It sure does me good.

Do you believe you are what you eat?:
That'd make me a rare steak an' a bottle of bourbon. Suits me fine.

What is your sexuality?:
Do I look like a fuckin' faggot?

Are you a virgin?:
*just laughs, and laughs, and laughs*

If not, do you like having sex?:
Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Favorite place to have sex?:
Up the ass.

Have you ever fulfilled a sexual fantasy?:
My own? Sure. Lotsa times, specially in that one place down in Louisiana where I could afford those four girls in that one room...

Have you ever used props during sex?:
Oh yeah. Got a likin' for whipped cream an' chocolate sauce like ya wouldn't believe.

Have you ever received a spanking?:
*just grins*

Sex: clean or messy?:
Y'mean there's a clean way t'do it?

Do you hate the word pussy?:
Nah, but I prefer 'cunt'.

Have you ever had sex in a vehicle?:
Yep. An' it was movin' too - plus I was the one drivin' it.

Do you ever drink/do drugs before you have sex?:
Can't go wrong with a cold beer an' a hot ass.

Do you consider oral sex, sex?:
Makes y'come, don't it?

Condoms: do you prefer with or without?:
*snorts* Try gropin' a cunt wearin' rubber gloves an' tell me how good that feels.

Girls, are you on birth control?:
This? Not my problem.

Sex: fast or slow?:

Being sore the next day, good or bad?:
I'd love t'know, but with this healin' factor, I ain't never gonna find out.

Have you ever watched porno while having sex?:
Before. Durin'. After.

Do you prefer artificial or personal lubricant?:
Personal's always best. Tastes better, too.
Natalie Ann Bruenner: nails scratch (stock)jurisimmortalis on May 14th, 2010 07:32 pm (UTC)
*just smirks*
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Bar Brawl Grinwatch_the_nails on May 14th, 2010 07:39 pm (UTC)
*wicked grin*
Natalie Ann Bruenner: not impressedjurisimmortalis on May 14th, 2010 08:14 pm (UTC)
Just don't expect me to ask any details about that time in Louisiana.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - ORLY?watch_the_nails on May 14th, 2010 08:18 pm (UTC)
Oh, like I'm the type t'kiss an' tell...
Natalie Ann Bruenner: make mejurisimmortalis on May 14th, 2010 08:22 pm (UTC)
Um, yeah. So, any other fantasies I should know about...?
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Get Your Attentionwatch_the_nails on May 14th, 2010 08:27 pm (UTC)
Well, I'd tell ya, but it's impossible t'rape the willing...
Natalie Ann Bruenner: very funnyjurisimmortalis on May 14th, 2010 08:28 pm (UTC)
Yeah, but when has that ever stopped you...?
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Too Badwatch_the_nails on May 14th, 2010 08:33 pm (UTC)
Well, okay... how 'bout you at least try an' act like you're fightin' back?

Edited at 2010-05-14 08:34 pm (UTC)
Natalie Ann Bruenner: thinking/thoughtfuljurisimmortalis on May 14th, 2010 08:36 pm (UTC)
Oh, you mean kinda like that first night we met...?
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Bar Brawl Grinwatch_the_nails on May 14th, 2010 08:47 pm (UTC)
Oh yeah. Just like that.
Natalie Ann Bruenner: wrapped hands/fight (stock)jurisimmortalis on May 14th, 2010 08:49 pm (UTC)
I can do that.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Grinwatch_the_nails on May 15th, 2010 05:49 am (UTC)
Sounds like a challenge. I like it.
Phoenix Kaelen: laughter3ashes_ascended on May 14th, 2010 09:10 pm (UTC)
*Falling about laughing at that elbow thing*
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Unhappy Dogwatch_the_nails on May 15th, 2010 05:49 am (UTC)
Shut up! Like you didn't try it!
Phoenix Kaelen: hee! 2ashes_ascended on May 15th, 2010 10:30 pm (UTC)
'Course I did! Just.. you did it with so much style.

Edited at 2010-05-15 10:31 pm (UTC)
Jessica Davies Creed: Mistress Jessie 2pdxrain on May 15th, 2010 02:09 am (UTC)
I'm adding the thing with chocolate sauce and whipped cream to our list. Oh and the while driving a moving vehicle.

And I thought that you liked that vanilla lube that I tried on you...
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - What Gave Me Awaywatch_the_nails on May 15th, 2010 05:50 am (UTC)
We done it with Phish Food, that was kinda close. That vanilla stuff was good, but your cunt tastes good enough on its own.
Jessica Davies Creed: pic#99580266pdxrain on May 15th, 2010 04:25 pm (UTC)
Uh huh. I really liked the ice cream... Awww. Thank you baby. You know I love the taste of your cock.

I don't care what anyone says, I love your fur.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Lying Grinwatch_the_nails on May 15th, 2010 11:15 pm (UTC)
Y'like your meat well-beaten an' tender, huh.
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Victor Creed: Future!Verse - What Gave Me Awaywatch_the_nails on May 15th, 2010 11:19 pm (UTC)
Believe me, thinkin' of you imaginin' me havin' sex is far worse.
Crystal Walbrow(Creed) (X-Men): excuse me?animalpriestess on May 15th, 2010 07:18 am (UTC)
You're weird...
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - World's Smallest Violinwatch_the_nails on May 15th, 2010 11:18 pm (UTC)
An' how d'you think y'got onto this earth, huh? You still believe in all that stork bullshit?
Crystal Walbrow(Creed) (X-Men): carelessanimalpriestess on May 15th, 2010 11:30 pm (UTC)
Honestly? I never really thought about it. And on a second note, Mom never told me anything about the stork.

The whole a idea of a bird dropping me off on a door step sounds stupid anyways.
Gloria "Risque" Muñozarisquebusiness on May 16th, 2010 06:06 am (UTC)
Victor Creed: Smirkwatch_the_nails on May 17th, 2010 04:38 am (UTC)
You don't gotta say a word, darlin'.
Gloria "Risque" Muñozarisquebusiness on May 17th, 2010 04:41 am (UTC)
Think a few of our answers are pretty similar.
Victor Creed: Nigeria Grinwatch_the_nails on May 17th, 2010 08:18 pm (UTC)
I think so too, darlin'.
Gloria "Risque" Muñozarisquebusiness on May 17th, 2010 10:52 pm (UTC)
Wonder what that means?