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12 February 2011 @ 08:43 am
Post for smuttysws:

Girls needed for makin' movies. Naked.

((OOC: This really doesn't fit in with any pre-established verses... he just can't keep it in his pants. Sorry, ladies. ¬__¬ ))
Wade Wilson: casual || that's a lot of nutsmakesppldead on February 13th, 2011 02:41 am (UTC)
Don't quit your day job.
Victor Creed: Contemptwatch_the_nails on February 13th, 2011 08:29 am (UTC)
Bein' an asshole ain't so much a job as a calling.
Wade Wilson: merc || all too enthusedmakesppldead on February 13th, 2011 05:35 pm (UTC)
Ahuh. What'd you see Zack and Miri make a Porno and thought you could do it too?
Victor Creed: Yeah Rightwatch_the_nails on February 14th, 2011 09:54 pm (UTC)
Believe it or not, some chick actually offered to pay me to get my dick out an' do some fuckin'.
Wade Wilson: casual || ouchmakesppldead on February 14th, 2011 10:02 pm (UTC)
Well the first thing that comes to mind is 'your mom will see'---but now you just have to worry about horny old creeps following you.
Victor Creed: Future!Verse - Compassionwatch_the_nails on February 15th, 2011 06:28 pm (UTC)
What, like you?
Wade Wilson: pic#107834330makesppldead on February 16th, 2011 04:29 am (UTC)
Considering you were born--you were born, weren't you
Vic?--before even my Grandmother was conceived, I find that unlikely.
Victor Creed: Smugwatch_the_nails on February 16th, 2011 09:17 pm (UTC)
Y'never know, asshole, I could be yer grandpappy.